Captain Lucy Libidinous Long is commonly recognized as the hottest captain in the fleet. Her crew will tell you that she’s also the best captain to serve under. Or along side of. Or whatever position suits everyone’s fancy.
XO Counselor Kumikaze puts her superpower of ultimate offensiveness to good use on the ship, often by instructing people to “put it in your mouth”. We recommend you look carefully at what she’s referring to before you comply.
CMO Lucky Goodfrack takes care of our crew and honored guests by creating delicious concoctions. When it’s something he’s handing you, it’s probably safe to follow Kumikaze’s suggestion. His second area of responsibility is to dance for the ladies. That man can move.
Chief of Engineering Rodan keeps the ship in good repair, and ensures that the docking connection is secure when we arrive at new ports of call. And fixes whatever the ladies break.
Chief of Security IronMan keeps the parties safe and the ladies feeling comfortable. You’re all welcome.
Chief of Intelligence Whitelighter Russian has never believed that we don’t need no stinkin’ badges. Luckily for us, the badges she designs keep the Indycent the best looking ship in the fleet.
Chief of Recreation Neutral Nymph is in charge of getting people to dance at the parties. Even people who claim not to dance. Especially people who claim not to dance. Consider yourself warned.
Senior Officer of the Barines (SOB) Hanson Deck keeps the Barines in line. We think this might require magic powers, which he seems to have in spades.
Chief Communications Officer Miss Anne Thorpe has taken on the challenge of keeping the official Indycent web site up-to-date, though she can also often be found in the dispensary inventing delicious new decoctions.